…is really the only thing these three tidbits have in common. These experiences all happened while exercising, and involved people going in the opposite direction of me.
The first two happened while on a training ride on my bike today:
- 1. Santa rollerblades. I’m not kidding you. A man with white flowing hair and a long white beard dressed in a red, long-sleeved Under Armour shirt went skating by in the opposite direction. Now I know what he does in his off season and by the looks of it, it’s really working for him. Way more svelte than he looks in December.
- 2. Some guy gave me the lewd-and-lascivious-tongue-waggle-thing as he rode by on his bike. A) Really? Are you twelve? B) You’d do that at someone who is 37? Really? C) Lucky for him I was clipped in, otherwise I may not have been able to control myself. Everyone knows the ladies love a good tongue waggle…